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HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...

" BIBI VERSUS BARRY " - Now Who Would You Trust If your life depended on it?

TAGS: obama nethanyanu muslim israel jdf
Rating: 4.66/5

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Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 6:18 am
Flying the F-102 was in no way cushy it had the highest crash rate in the inventory because of the difficulty in flying it. Bush also Volunteered for Vietnam. But telling stupid lies never bother a leftist.
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 7:25 pm
Oops, wrong poster
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 5:00 pm
Besides, bush isn't in the poster, yet you bring him into it? That's really stretching it, don't you think?
StoneTools - October 2, 2013, 4:59 pm
I'm not MFS. I was merely pointing out that you did an invalid comparison in your comment claiming the poster made an invalid comparison.
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 4:22 pm
Mostly because I was highlighting a point about soldier boy in your picture there. I also notice you didnt comment on the cushy draft dodging nature of bush's time in the 111th why is that?
StoneTools - October 1, 2013, 9:26 am
Is there some reason that you left out coke snorting in the description of obama?
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:36 pm
Well one was an alchoholic coke snorting inside trader the other a university lecturer and civil rights attorney. I'll go with the guy who can be trusted around the drinks cabinet.

Hillary and Chelsea Discuss Ethics -

Have you ever noticed how these three people think they are So intellectual -

TAGS: obama eric holder janet napolitano knowledge of nothing
Rating: 4.53/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 8:03 pm
Haha .. Amen, OTC.
0TC - November 23, 2017, 8:01 pm
Hillary still is!
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 7:59 pm
That’s right.
ihadone - May 18, 2013, 8:47 pm
I guess Biden makes up for all four of them.
OTC - May 18, 2013, 6:07 pm
Hillary too!

Fooled you, didn't I? -

Where Obama Finds Out About Obama Scandals -

AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!

TAGS: obama romney bayonets westillusebayonets bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....

GIVE 'EM THE BAYONET! - Because cold steel is more effective than apologies

The Socialist & The Race Pimp -

THE INTERNET - You just can't stand the fact that he thought of it first.

Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -

TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.8/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?



TAGS: obama bayonets afghanistan high casualties
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 7:03 pm
We were issued AT-4s thoe, Oh the FOBBITS and REMFS who were getting blown up by Mortars and IDF's why we were kicking down doors in Sadr city. Or Mailboys got sh** at blown up more times going from the green zone to BIAP everyday.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
deployed in what capacity? There are some positions (like base camp commandos or REMFs) that don't get bayonets.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 9:15 am
He said we use less.....I've deployed several times and was never issued a bayonet

NAPOLITANO HAD OFFERED THEM "EMPTY WORDS" - What did they expect from an empty head?

Net Neutrality -

TAGS: net neutrality ted cruz
Rating: 4.94/5

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OTC - November 13, 2014, 9:28 am
Unlike Obama who makes it a point to repeat blame in order to avoid responsiblity
Cannabal - November 12, 2014, 10:41 pm
Ted Cruz is like Rudy Giuliani: he makes it a point to repeat one word or phrase persistently in order to get attention.

Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -

American Badass -

POLITICS OVER ADVANCEMENT - The NAACP refuses to back Kenneth Gladney after he was beaten down and called Nigger because Gladney is a Conservative.

Dead -

TAGS: cispa sopa pipa internet surveillance
Rating: 3.86/5

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Cannabal - April 28, 2013, 12:40 am
f***in' A.
ipaprime - April 27, 2013, 11:42 pm
All hail galaxy quest
Renza - April 27, 2013, 3:34 pm
This is definitely a subject that it's a true statement for.
ipaprime - April 27, 2013, 8:39 am
Never give up. Never surrender
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 7:35 am
A day may come when the freedom of the Internet fails, when we forsake our right to privacy and break all bonds of confidentiality, but it is not this day!
Renza - April 26, 2013, 7:27 am
The internet gets to live another day
deerbag2 - April 25, 2013, 11:01 pm
standing ovation
Cannabal - April 25, 2013, 10:25 pm
Si senor.
Rudedog - April 25, 2013, 9:04 pm
"For once"?
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:10 pm

NET NEUTRALITY - It's the opposite of censorship.

BOO - there is terrorist behind every corner

I'VE GOT A FEVER.. - And the only cure is MORE BAYONET!

BAYONETS - Because when technology fails, infantrymen don't.

DE OPPRESSO LIBER - New statue unveiled commemorating the Special Forces troops who hunted terrorists in Afghanistan...on horseback.

MAY 2ND, 2011 - Obama spent the day with his most trusted advisor. "Use the 5 Iron, Sir." Panetta gave the kill order.

THE BAYONET - Because bowing doesn't win wars.

TSA LOGIC - Way to go Napolitano!


TAGS: f a18 hornets
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - September 16, 2012, 9:21 am
Odrama???? That is too funny...and unfortunately, too true
OlderThanDirt - September 16, 2012, 8:42 am
Unfortunately, Odrama doesn't know how to open a can of whoop azz. He can only open a can of worms. Just sayin....
OlderThanDirt - September 16, 2012, 8:41 am
Unfortunately, Odrama doesn't know how to open a can of whoop azz. He can only open a can of worms. Just sayin....

AUTOBIOGRAPHY - Chairs from my father..

TAGS: https sph**os a xx fbcdn net hph**os ash4 405776 440919419279550 1030994433 n jpg
Rating: 5/5

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jaxx - October 13, 2012, 1:28 pm
You Win!!!...ROFLMAO!!!
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:01 am
Absolutely brilliant. 5,000,000 Ls

HALF OF MILITARY BASES LACK VOTING FACILITY - I guess Leon Panetta has too much on his plate OR Is he just following orders from Obama?

HEY OBAMA - We still use bayonets

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 6:59 pm
Judging by the CAMO and M-16 obama wasn't even president when this ph**o was taken, hell this picture is so old he was still in KENYA
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
Obama kills more men with bayonets on their weapons too.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:34 pm
To be fair to mfguy, even I made 3 based on that one..it was the funniest debate moment ever....and his base actually was proud!
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 11:18 am
Hmmm, maybe a little of both. I needed a place to upload and tag a bunch of these so they make Google, but i'm done now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2012, 11:15 am

Aren't you just doing what you're always accusing Vik of doing? Or are you just making a point?

PANTS ON THE GROUND OBAMA-LIAR-IN-CHIEF - Israeli Government Accuses Obama Of Lying After White House Said Netanyahu Did Not Request (Chicago fib)

TAGS: obama 2012 election netanyahu i know who i trust
Rating: 5/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 13, 2012, 1:27 am
Is that true or did you and 25 other people see it on MSNBC?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
Still got nothing better to do than make me repeat myself huh? OK: Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:06 pm
and that's in either of the documents. You stated "is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House" that's where the disagreement is. Get your coloring books out and occupy yourself
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 10:04 pm
I couldn't find a single mention of your claim that he would prefer romney in the white house
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:50 pm
If you do decide to read it, and you get stuck on some of the concepts, don't hesitate to ask me for some clarification, I'll be happy to help you out. Mmmmkay, lil buddy?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
Here, I dug this up for you arnnatz. It probably doesn't have as many pictures as you're used to, but you should try reading it anyway. It'll help you, in the long term. http://www.phil.pku.edu.cn/cllct/archive/references/Conversation%204.pdf
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:45 pm
Looky, looky, what do we have here? http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/09/11/us-israel-iran-netanyahu-idUSBRE88A0FO20120911
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:44 pm
Now if I could produce a quote by Netanyahu, where he states his intentions on becoming aggressive towards Iran, then that would take my statement from the realm of opinion, into the realm of fact, wouldn't it?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:41 pm
No, it would remain an opinion, and as such, subject to debate. Same as my opinions. You know, the conventions of logical discourse? Oh right, I forgot, you don't know.
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:39 pm
so now I can post a bill o'reilly or hannity opinion and it becomes fact?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
Mmmhmmm. I was expressing my opinion, and you asked for a source to support it. Are you really so obtuse, that you'd believe that Netanyahu would go on the record, stating his intentions to interfere in an American election?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:32 pm
notice the first word following the domain name? It's an opinion, not a news article. You complained on previous occasions about people using blogs to justify statements. Explain the difference between a blog and an opinion. mmmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:19 pm
If that's not good enough, I'll try to find something from the National Enquirer, but no promises, mmmmkay?
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 9:17 pm
Would an article from Haaretz suffice?
arnnatz - September 12, 2012, 9:01 pm
You have some source to back up the drivel about why netanyahu would prefer romney over obama? Or is that another of your rectal extractions
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:28 pm
...of foreign policy experience, in order to get American support for an invasion of Iran, without needing the support of the rest of the world. And if he does that, then he's clearly not interested in lasting peace. He's interested in empire building.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:26 pm
... over there is very fragile indeed. For Netanyahu to try to lobby against Obama's re-election, is little more than him stating directly that he'd rather have Romney in the White House. Because he feels as though he can exploit Romney's utter lack...
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 8:25 pm
That's the point fox. The US is committed to protecting Israel, and I support those efforts, and so does the government of Canada. What I don't support, are these overtures of Israeli aggression. How would that help the peace process? The situation...
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:09 pm
The president is playing political games. We can't afford to do that, not now, and not for the great Obamassiah. We need to put politics aside. This is a very dangerous thing that is about to happen. Iraq and Afghanistan will be nothing compared to this
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 8:06 pm
crankyhead, I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of what is happening here. If someone has made it known that for years that they wanted to kill you and your family, the time to protect your children isn't after they've been murdered.
crankyhead - September 12, 2012, 7:46 pm
Netan-yahoo knows that Obama won't support Isreali aggression into Iran, but that Romney will. It's a pity some people on this website are so gullible.
ihadone - September 12, 2012, 4:50 pm
Soon it will be Islam against whatever is left
foxrecon19d - September 12, 2012, 4:30 pm
"Our list of allies is growing thin." What's-his-name, the Elf guy in Lord of the Rings who is the dad of that cute elf chick who turns out to be Steven Tyler's daughter...

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Its more about partying at the White House, than Partisanship and solving this nations problems!

TASK FORCE DAGGER - "They told us: Get on the horse and let’s move. We were able to adapt.”

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 5:59 pm
Do you think horse tastes like dog?

PRIORITIES - let them eat cake!

Global warming -

TAGS: scientific proof of government warming the planet
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 2:01 am
One doesn't talk 'to' strawmen fox. One talks 'about' strawmen. That's why people like you use the tactic so much. It's a way of avoiding having to actually have a discussion. But you already knew that, didn't you?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:59 am
Awwwww... crankypants is fishing for attention. Nice to have someone to talk to huh, cranks? Instead of all the strawmen that you are used to talking too
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:56 am
Nope, still talking to you.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:53 am
So you're talking to yourself now, crankypants?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:51 am
Strawman much?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:51 am
Answer the the question? If someone disagrees with your god Obama, why is it all about skin color? But you put a black man in white face and you are being a tolerant liberal. Why are you being a typical liberal hypocrite, crankypants?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:43 am
I already answered the question, fox. A couple of times. Why do you keep bringing up skin colour?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:41 am
Why are you desperately trying to squirm away from answering the question? If someone disagrees with your god Obama, it's all about skin color. But you put a black man in white face and you are being a tolerant liberal
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:36 am
Why are you changing the subject to Obama?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:35 am
Oh, but if someone disagrees with your god Obama, it's all about skin color. So, using your own logic, why are you lying and why are you being a racist bigot by representing yourself with a racist and bigotted picture of a black man in white face?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:29 am
Didn't I just tell you that it has nothing to do with his skin colour? Focus.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:26 am
Oh, riiiiiiiight! No racism there! Now, tell everyone why you, the self proclaimed representative of liberal tolerance and civil liberty, chooses to represent himself with the typical Democrat racist and bigoted image of a black man in white face
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:20 am
Putting Allen West in clown paint has nothing to do with his skin colour. For the millionth time.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:17 am
And while you are at it, crankypants. Tell everyone why you, the self proclaimed representative of liberal tolerance and civil liberty, chooses to represent himself with the typical Democrat racist and bigoted image of a black man in white face
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:16 am
I was responding to your comment fox. If you scroll up, you'll see it. Or scroll down, depending on which page you're on.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:14 am
gain, crankypants. Focus. If you are not desperately trying to change the subject, then tell us: What does the the Democrat birther talking point have to do with this poster, hmmmm?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:12 am
I was responding to your comment, fox. It's all written down, shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:11 am
So, crankypants. If you are not desperately trying to change the subject, then tell us: What does the the Democrat birther talking point have to do with this poster, hmmmm?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:10 am
I've never changed my position on GW. Try again fox.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:09 am
crankypants is the guy that changes his position every time someone points out how ridiculous his original position is. Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again.
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:05 am
OTC, I was quoting fox. I'd be happy to keep talking about GW with you though, as soon as you're willing to acknowledge my position.
OTC - May 30, 2014, 1:02 am
The subject here changed from global warming to birth certification, why is that?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 12:53 am
So, quoting something you said, is now construed as 'changing the subject'? Interesting.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 12:49 am
Typical change the subject response from a typical liberal bigot who put a black man in clown paint to represent himself
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 12:01 am
To quote: "Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again....". You mean, like the birther movement? Is that what you mean?
foxrecon19d - May 29, 2014, 9:39 pm
uh, oh, cranks... add Emma to the long list of folks that knows how bent out of shape you get when someone uses your own liberal tactics against you
foxrecon19d - May 29, 2014, 9:36 pm
No, cranks. You're the guy that evolves his position every time someone points out how ridiculous your original position is. Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again.
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 6:55 pm
Your problem is that you read stuff into every posting on the site that you didn't post, then complain when someone uses your tactic against you. Hypocrite much?
crankyhead - May 29, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm the guy who keeps having to restate his position all the time, and it has nothing to do with semantics.
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 6:49 pm
said the kettle
crankyhead - May 29, 2014, 4:16 pm
No, OTC, for the thousandth time, I am not. You're one of those 'I only hear what I want to hear, because it's a whole lot easier than paying attention' types though, aren't you? =)
OTC - May 29, 2014, 2:43 pm
A 2000 year old hippie walked on water? Well lake Superior still has ice despite air temps in the 80's, but are you sure it wasn't Bill Ayers or Hillary Clinton or some other aging hippie reject from the 60's? aging hippies look a lot older than they are
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 10:14 pm
Well...that explains why 'you' think it possible that a 2000 year old hippie could walk on water and rise from the dead... Gramps used to think he was chatting with Fred Astaire...Meh, ignorance is bliss, right? =) All that GW should soothe your arthritis
OTC - May 27, 2014, 10:04 pm
Wisdom comes with age, unfortunately, you can't remember it all. it's a cruel joke nature plays
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 5:01 pm
Yup, you caught me, fair and square. What can I say? X-D But I didn't need to tell you that, because you already understand everything, right? =)
OTC - May 27, 2014, 4:42 pm
I found cranky's sock puppet
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:24 pm
How can climate change be possible when the world has only been around for a few thousand years according to the Bible? Everyone knows dinosaur bones are really dragon bones. http://www.apologeticspress.org/APPubPage.aspx?pub=1&issue=623&article=762
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:22 pm
Yup,those nutty scientists.They believe in something ridiculous like GW yet ignore the rock solid evidence of immortal zombie hippies... Yup, cant beat that thinking X-D http://www.politifake.org/its-strange-man-made-global-warming-politics-54214.htm
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:20 pm
"How can people not believe in God but they believe a manmade global warming hoax." Yup,because it's more scientifically plausible to believe in a 2000 year old hippie zombie with superpowers who can walk on water. Certainly more evidence for that than GW
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:17 pm
"Global warming? Yeah, right.... it snowed this year, like a lot... it was cold outside this morning... IN YOUR FACE, SCIENCE!" Yup, can't beat that thinking X-D
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:16 pm
That's all 'you' OTC.... you're the guy who thinks that the world is flat even when science shows you otherwise. "Well, if it's round, then how come I don't fall off when I walk down the street? Sure looks flat to me..." Yup, can't beat that thinking X-D
OTC - May 27, 2014, 2:21 pm
cranky, how do you know a rise in temperature isn't causing the rise in CO2?
OTC - May 27, 2014, 2:17 pm
cranky, you're one of those Natural Earth Cycle deniers, aren't you?
OTC - May 27, 2014, 1:10 pm
I see a slow, steady rise in CO2 and a irrational fluxuation in temputures
fauxnews - May 25, 2014, 11:40 am
I know... and your forgot..."*HONK!*"
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 11:36 am
Uh.... it's just a ph**o. =)
fauxnews - May 25, 2014, 11:33 am
Dude...I hear Allen West's snide voice in each of your comments...then the stupid makeup...makes me want to find West, dress him like a clown, then punch him in the face every time you post......Arrrrrrrgh!!!! What ever happened to happy smiley Cranky?
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 11:20 am
Yeah, I see the humor. Do you see how ironic it is that you accidentally showed the correlation between increased levels of CO2, and the very real phenomenon of global warming?
OTC - May 25, 2014, 10:38 am
You do understand the poster is a joke, right?
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 12:11 am
Actually, the only thing the postal line on the graph 'proves' is that inflation, like global warming, is also real. But I didn't need to tell you that, because you already understand everything, right? *HONK!*=)
OTC - May 24, 2014, 11:54 pm
That graph also proves CO2 causes postal rates to increase. My favorite part about you cranky is your not understanding what you think you understand
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 11:38 pm
Uh, oh. Crankyhead the hypocrite is breathing again, thereby increasing the CO2 levels. Breathing liberals, the cause of global warming. Join the petition to force them to hold their bresth until the earth heals itself
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:33 pm
...graph with us, that clearly demonstrates a correlation between increased levels of CO2, and global temperatures, and still pretend like it's not happening. =)
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:32 pm
You know what my favorite thing about you is OTC? We've just spent, I dunno, at least a week discussing the effects of CO2 and how it increases global temperatures. The whole time you've been arguing that it isn't happening. Then today, you share a...

Net neutrality -


TAGS: obama submarines horses bayonets
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
I'll put my money on 'submarines'.
crankyhead - October 27, 2012, 1:53 pm
About as much good as 150 sailors waving sabres in the air, charging the front door of that school, I'd imagine. =) Every situation calls for a different amount of force, obviously. But when you're talking about Iran going nuclear... well...
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 6:57 pm
Interesting a***ogy, my friend. But what good would 200 megatons of BOOM do when the enemy is three snipers, 15oo miles inland in the desert, holed up in a school full of children and taking pot sh**s at females who are trying to vote?
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:38 pm
Imagine this: Take the crew of USS Kentucky, and get them out of the water, and on the beach. Give every last one of them a sabre. Are they still as scary as they were, when they were sitting pretty, under 50 feet of water, with 200 megatons of BOOM?
foxrecon19d - October 26, 2012, 4:25 pm
I wish it were that easy, my friend. However, our enemies' TTPs dictate that they launch their attacks while using civilians as cover. Sure, a submarine, could launch a 33 million dollar cruise missile to kill one terrorist, but they'd also kill civilians
simplegenius - October 26, 2012, 4:14 pm
As much as he is wrong on the issue, a point could be made that a sub could accurately launch missiles into Afghanistan/Iraq/Iran/Syria or any other country and hit any target it wanted to.. Carriers and Destroyers & Cruisers could also launch missiles.

HORSES AND BAYONETS? - Sounds like malarkey, Mr. President

TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 7:57 pm
I wonder if Biden would have found Obama's quintessential prog demonstration of stupidity as funny as a nuclear Iran...

TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THEN-REP. PANETTA DID TO UNDERMINE THE REAGAN DEFENSE BUILDUP - It is a “Time for Choosing,” as Reagan once famously said.

More men would not have helped the victims of Benghazi -

DUMB ENOUGH - To be a politician! You Betcha!

Digital Currency -

TAGS: money capitalism bitcoin economics internet
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 2:06 pm
didn't mt.gox already go under?
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:38 pm
Now now even after normal people stop exchanging Bit Coin you'll still be able to exchange them on MT.GOX for Magic cards, those can only go up in value right?


BUYING VOTES - The famed "Obama Phones" is a program created in 1996 called Lifeline. Clinton signed it into law and now Obama is using it to buy votes. This screen shot was prior to their cover up attempts.

" THE ALAMO FEBRUARY 23 – MARCH 6, 1836 " - Netanyahu Urges U.S. President Obama Return to 1845 Borders " Sounds silly No ?

TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY LEAD - and work with others (Obama is a one person team buying votes)

D.E.M.S. - Destroyers of Every Monetary System they touch..

LIFE IS GOOD ON THE BORDER - So good that Janet Napolitano almost didn't take National Guard Troops along with her on her last vist

Benjamin Netanyahu and Stephen Hawking -

climate can be effected by weaker magnetic field -

TAGS: earth magnetic poles overdue for a switch bigger problem than co2
Rating: 4.14/5

More politifakes by OTC

fauxnews - July 20, 2014, 2:07 pm
No, the point YOU are missing is... Is it b'utter or is it Parkay? X-D
OTC - July 20, 2014, 9:15 am
You really missing the point about data? lol
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 5:20 pm
You are really comparing b***er to climate change? lol
OTC - July 19, 2014, 4:55 pm
There was enough data to prove b***er was bad for, now its not
EmmaRoydes - July 16, 2014, 11:45 am
so far, all that's been proven is that the climate change models suck and produce bogus results. Now there's some d***ing evidence.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:40 am
...fortunately, there is enough data in the public record showing the work of these scientists have stood the test of scrutiny. There is zero evidence to suggest that this consensus has been bought off by the 'dam gum guvment.' Your move, OTC.
fauxnews - July 15, 2014, 12:38 am
The issue IS climate change. We are still trying to figure out how this poster is supposed to fit into it. If you are discussing the 97%-99% consensus of scientists, then you were the one that mentioned govt funding...
OTC - July 15, 2014, 12:05 am
My bad again, I thought the issue was climate change, not whether i trust or like someone
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 4:08 pm
Okay...so if the government 'pays you' then they must be untrustworthy?Yes...I agree with that up to a point.But why do you trust politicians at all?Doesn't seem to bother you when it's a govt paid employee you like(aka. Cheney).Cant have it both ways,OTC
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:46 pm
My bad, i didn't realize the 99% question was related to the earth magnetic field
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 3:32 pm
What issue? That the magnetic Earth field has nothing do with the debate over climate change other than you, idiotically, using it as a red-herring? LOGIC FAIL Try again.
OTC - July 14, 2014, 3:25 pm
Classic, can't argue the issue so attack the opposition
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:29 pm
*times up!*Sounds like you're walking it off.Great idea!Well,I might be around tonite if u actually have something 2 say.On a serious note, fun jousting with you :-)Just stay away from the homophobic crap and we'll be fine.Have a nice day.Cheers, mate :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:22 pm
*jeopardy music almost finished* Time is almost up. Man or chicken? Wait don't answer that. *looking at my watch* Got nothing?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:14 pm
*jeopardy music playing* This is final Jeopardy. Make your answer count. Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:03 pm
In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown. Sounds like you aren't done yet. Can you provide me a time frame on your temper tantrum? Haven't got all day here you know. :-) Waiting...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 1:01 pm
*yawn* You can't have it both ways, stoolio. With your patented cliche "you're-on-drugs, p'oopie pants!" post, you show your hand and expose yourself as the angry troll you are after all. You're a walking mess. Then again, most sore losers are. Tissue?:-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:57 pm
lolololololol... See how easy you betray yourself. LMAO... You want to take the high road (so people will think you are above this and it doesn't bother you) but then you go for the cheap insult (the drug thing) b/c you can't resist the low road...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:54 pm
really? 68899? did the drugs kick in that fast?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:53 pm
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:50 pm
See comment #68899 for my response (when you're raging, you are pretty much saying the same thing) ;-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:48 pm
Hey, if 'wishful thinking' will make you feel better and help you calm down, then knock yourself out. Go for it, mate. :-) In the meanwhile, let me know when you are done with your little meltdown :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:47 pm
Nobody will buy that bullsh1t except you. Sorry, but I think it's time that you reset all of those b***ons and replace the ones that you spilled tears on before they short out and electrocute you.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, I know you're angry. Need a hug? :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
...cuz last I checked, stoolio, isn't a member here.But it IS a funny reference to 'crap',which you've been full of today,hence the moniker. Again,it's funny YOU choose to read something else into it.Trying to tell us something, stoolio? ;-) Nice try.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:42 pm
project much?
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:41 pm
You are hilarious, your reference to stoolio was way before my crankyhead jab and I ignored it until you pushed it.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:40 pm
I can understand your fear, youtube videos are sooooooo dangerous to people who don't have the smarts to recognize them.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
Nah, when you call me "cranky head" I can sarcastically return the favor...especially considering the irony there. ;-) And, truth be told, I don't care what YOU believe. I'm just not going to let you get away putting an accusation into my mouth...
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:39 pm
tell you what, why don't you get out of attack dog mode and address the issues? Oh, that's right, you are fauxnews, the underdog, the one whose b***ons get pushed in so easily. Keep it up, you are really characterizing yourself as a b-grade clown.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:37 pm
Let's see, in this thread you used stoolio and arnnatz in reference to me, yet you ignorantly now claim that you didn't accuse me of sock puppeting. What a lousy liar you are. Do you actually believe the crap you type?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:30 pm
*jeopardy music playing* Round is almost up. Be sure to have your answer, in question form, that is. :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:24 pm
*yawn*Guess you aren't done thrashing on your floor yet. Admittedly,it would be hard to type a response in the middle of a tantrum. Fine then. Just Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown.I'll wait a little longer...but just a little :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:10 pm
Nah,Im not accusing you of being 'anything.' I didn't use "upon your return" to imply that. Funny that 'you chose' to read that meaning into it tho.Looks like something I indadvertedly said triggered a waterfall. Lemme know when you're done crying it out.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 12:06 pm
My return? If you think I'm a sock puppet, it's easy to put your money where your pie hole is and just go to mooo and find out. But you won't do that because you you are full of it and will make some lame crankyhead excuse like, "No it's fun being stupid"
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 12:02 pm
*yawn* Like Miss Priss once told you, we don't click your links. Sorry! (see comment #65524) Loose agreement some of us made upon your return. Done having your meltdown yet? I will wait a little longer... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:57 am
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:55 am
*yawn* Let me know when you are done having your little meltdown. I'll wait... :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:43 am
hey, faux, here's an opportunity to change your avatar to something that describes your time on this site: http://www.salvospeak.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/eatcrow.gif
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
Did I break the b***on that I pushed because I slammed you so hard. Poor widdle baby.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:40 am
see comment #68858 above
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:39 am
as opposed to your "stoolio" comment above? Yeah, it's all me. bwahahahahahaha. Wait, now I get it, do you just type without knowing what you type or have someone type your comments for you?
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:36 am
You mean to say you watch TV? Ya don't say... :-D I know you are just a toy, but some times you an almost fool me. You almost convince me you are a real person. Almost. ;-) Love it when you hit those cymbals when your mad! Do it again, monkey! :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:35 am
*yawn* So you're going back to calling me, Crankyhead. Got it. Now i KNOW you're p'issed off. Coming from an "Arnnatz wannabe", I'll consider the source on that one.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:32 am
So basically you admit you're so obsessed with my opinion, you changed your avatar just for me. And that countered my original point, how? You're funny. Then again, most sore losers are. X-D
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:27 am
That's ok, cranky wannabe just keep trying to distract from your inability to prove the 97-99% of scientists agree with you crapola.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:25 am
Who needs the BBC "You got served" when you are on the site? Nice pirouette, by the way.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:24 am
I was hoping you would appreciate me using an avatar that highlights your opinion. I guess you didn't get it. Surprise, surprise.
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:23 am
Who needs a goldfish when I have you. Keep going! Dance monkey, dance! x-D Do that angry face again. So cute!! :-D
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
You went through all the trouble to dress up like a chicken this morning in the laughable hope it will mock others. Hilarious. Then you tell others to "get a life". Also hilarious. Surrrrre... I will DO that, chicken boy. Thanks for the 'heads' up. ;-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:22 am
Nope, basically, I was saying that you are a broken record. "opinion piece" skip "opinion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" skip "opinnion piece" skip "b***ons pushed" etc ad nauseum
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
*any links that back up"
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:20 am
Oh, and you still haven;t posted any links that bacs up that 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike" which is comparable to the made up numbers of "97% of scientists agree..." Especially when polls of scientists say differently
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 11:19 am
So, basically you are saying,"I know you were going to score in my inzone anyways so I decided to run the ball back the other way and do it for you!" Got it. Uh, thanx? It's no fun making trying to make fun of you when you do all the work for me. :-)
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:17 am
OMG, you are right. This site means so much to you and here I was dissing you by doing something that distracted me from your repetitive bs. Get a life
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 11:16 am
and that's why I posted the follow on, I knew you would use that lame old excuse to not read it (plus it isn't some liberal obama pleasing article)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:57 am
Now I know I pushed your b***ons and p'issed you off if you changed your avatar just for me. LMAO! ROFLCOPTER..Youse realay ares a speshel kindaz crazy aints youse, Pinostoolio? :-D Well, thanks for starting my morning off with a good laugh X-D Cheers :-)
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:52 am
Let me get this straight.You dress up like a chicken(appropriate,btw,after you ran off like a coward yesterday) and you're hoping it'll insult me?LOLOLOL..Is that like punching yourself in the face and hoping it will hurt me?Please,dont stop on my account
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:47 am
In fact, Chicken Little, here's the thread you got caught lying about it. You remember...where you dared me to prove that article was an "opinion"... and I did. X-D LMAO http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728&start=90#p138733
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:40 am
Then open your eyes, OTC. Oh, they are.lol...
fauxnews - July 14, 2014, 10:39 am
*yawn* You already posted this OPINION piece, Stoolio. Try posting some "news" for a change.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 9:55 am
And they agree because their grants stipulate that they MUST agree in order to get followup money
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:49 am
Mote like a translation in the works
OTC - July 14, 2014, 9:47 am
Maybe they are talking about government funded scientists, 97-99% of them agree.
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:43 am
OMG! Fauxnews is gonna say "it's an opinion", so to counter that before he goes there: http://oss.sagepub.com/content/33/11/1477.full
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:41 am
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:22 am
Or the world is cooling ... The world is warming ... the world is disrupting climate ... duh, duh, hello, my name is fauxnews and I'm addicted to bullsh1t
EmmaRoydes - July 14, 2014, 8:21 am
How about liberals who make up numbers to support their hallucinations. Like "97-99% of scientists agree..." or "9 out of 10 doctors recommend lucky strike"
OTC - July 14, 2014, 7:06 am
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over man made GW either, just the liberals think it's the problem they think it is
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 11:41 pm
Don't see hordes of scientists freaking out over this. Maybe because it's not the problem you think people think it is? Digging yourself a hole here, mate.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 11:33 pm
(Not me but) the alarmists are saying cancer will increase during the flip, power grids and communications could be knocked out. With the atmosphere exposed the solar wind will blow away the MMCO2. keep moving, nothing to see here right?
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
My 2 cents, TA.
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:31 pm
I'm not talking about the magnetic field stuff, which is a red herring for sure. But where knee-jerk libs really get me is their HATRED of all things nuclear which, ironically, is their ONLY solution to the problems facing the world. Windmills wont cut it
fauxnews - July 13, 2014, 10:29 pm
I think the scientists on climate change are on the money with this. Where I fault the liberal alarmists on this is the politics: clearly there is a problem, one of the biggest of which is the need to get off energy co-dependency, like, as in NOW.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:23 pm
i just want to emphasise, again, you're doing literally the exact same thing that you get pissed off at climate change alarmists for doing. if this is some meta attempt to show everyone how climate change alarmists appear to you, then well done.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:22 pm
the only difference is that the climate change alarmists have scientific studies backing up their claims of danger, whereas there are none backing up the notion that the magnetic field flip will be dangerous.
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 10:20 pm
i really dont understand why you made this poster... you get pissed off at "climate change alarmists" and yet you post alarmist bull**** about the flip... the flip is harmless, you're doing literally the exact same thing climate change alarmists do.
OTC - July 13, 2014, 8:16 am
Wasn't trying to tie the flip to climate change
terroraustralis - July 13, 2014, 2:32 am
the best translation i could find for this poster was "i have no f***ing idea what i'm talking about". the earth's magnetic field has switched polarity 172 times in earth's history, and not one of these "flips" is a**ociated with the climate at the time.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:47 pm
Certainly not an excuse to dismiss global warming and the effect of human activity on that phenomenon.
Zeitguy - July 12, 2014, 9:08 pm
The cyclical shift of the magnetic poles is long over due. Although it may take thousands of years to complete the effects may be noticed over the next few hundred years.

NET NEUTRALITY - Google this in China

AND THEN..... - They came after what you are eating....

LINDSAY LOHAN - Because nothing says "Main Street Media Bias" like covering the latest news about Lindsay as the most important news item.

LET'S SEE, CHEAT ON MY TAXES... - Yup, I can scratch that off one my 'To-Do' list.

ADDERALL - You, too, can churn out more posters in a day than most anyone would ever care to do in an entire lifetime.

TAGS: politifake adderall drugs internet crazy
Rating: 3.86/5

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deerbag2 - November 13, 2012, 9:44 am
5 Lions!!!!!!!!!

8% PRIVATE INDUSTRY EXPERIENCE - How would this administration know ANYTHING about free markets?

PHASE THREE - Now that the Global Warming Hoax is pretty much out of the bag, the snake oil salesman starts his next campaign

POLITICAL GUIDANCE - Thank goodness we have Polifake to make certain our political path is correct

LOOK! - How many times do I gotta tell you... I'M the friggin' Messiah! Your wait is over pal.

SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY - Was this move supposed to make us believe that MSNBC runs an impartial, and unbiased network? BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH



The 1% -

OBAMA'S CABINET - I'll see your drone attack and raise you a gun ban

" STRANDED ON THE ROCKS OF REALITY " - There are differences between the US and Israel, but such disputes occur “between friends”.

JANET NAPOLITANO - why wasn't homeland security there?

PROTECTING THE INTERNET - Senator Ron Wyden(D-OR)stopped COICA from become a law. It would have allowed for unchecked political censorship to happen.

FRANKENSTEIN - Specializing in price rollback

SANS TELEPROMPTER - I almost did not notice!

TAGS: without a net
Rating: 3.62/5

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KEITH OLBERMANN - I knew I had seen him somewhere before!

Can you spot the difference? -

TAGS: nidal hasan foxrecon12d stonetools cheney
Rating: 3.57/5

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fauxnews - January 21, 2014, 9:45 am
Dead giveaway you lost a fight: you can’t let go of something long after everyone else has and made up. Also a dead giveaway you’re Arnnatz. You’re bitter, I get that. Now share with someone who cares. :-) No one here really seems to.
fauxnews - January 21, 2014, 9:43 am
Nah, you responded to something I said, in a thread I started. You're a terrible liar. Then again, you're the same sock who lied you're at least in your mid 50s to early 60s then didn't have the stones to own up to that ridiculous unbelievable claim..LOL
OTC - January 21, 2014, 8:16 am
Doesn't matter where you stopped reading, the comment was for everyone else.
fauxnews - January 20, 2014, 11:26 pm
I stopped reading at the word "win." X-D Thank you, Arnnatz! Okay, folks, thanks for coming tonight! Thank you. Thank you. Im hear Thursdays, Fridays and every other Wednesdays! Thank you everyone! Good luck and good night! X-D
OTC - January 20, 2014, 11:14 pm
Win by deception, who would have guessed
fauxnews - January 18, 2014, 8:37 pm
Add the score. (4.06/5) Guess that makes me the winner....Arnnatz. X-D
OTC - January 18, 2014, 6:13 pm
Game over
OTC - January 18, 2014, 6:11 pm
Not really vic, because voting is done by the number of 'Lions', there are no stars to vote with
fauxnews - January 7, 2014, 3:53 pm
Thank you. Thank you. Im hear Thursdays, Fridays and every other Wednesdays! Thank you everyone! And good night! X-D
JGalt - January 7, 2014, 6:32 am
how about zero stars for two descpicable ph**os? Two wrongs don't make a right.
vbattaile - January 7, 2014, 4:17 am
YOU "WIN" . . . EITHER WAY, Through Deception and Bluff
vbattaile - January 7, 2014, 4:06 am
you definitely put a lot of thought into this....
vbattaile - January 7, 2014, 4:03 am
this poster would have been very poorly rated had it not been for this childish "GAME"... what a way to get a high rating...


THIS GUY - Hey stole the internet from Obama Not long enough

THE SECURITY OF CLOWNS - Bozos abound in DC! Clown alert: Janet Napolitano says the "system worked"


THIS IS - the ONLY fence I think needs to be erected in America... to keep me separated from you worthless peons.

Faith -

BOZOS - I think they're all Bozos on this Bus.

Paranoia -

Technocracy -


BOBBY JINDAL: "OBAMNEY!" - “There’s only one candidate, Gov. Romney, who has committed that he will repeal the Obamney, uh, the Obamacare tax increase!’’ Bobby Jindal said. (Even hard-core Republicans can't tell the difference!)

Comparison -

THERE IS NO AMERICA, THERE IS NO DEMOCRACY - There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, Union Carbide, and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today.

O'REILLY SAYS ROMNEY LOST FINAL DEBATE - Disappointed O’Reilly Slams Mitt : "Romney Didn’t Do Anything, Nothing." (When Fox News says a GOP candidate lost...you know you are in trouble!)

MITT TOO STUPID TO LEAD... LOSES FINAL DEBATE. - Romney: "We have less stuff since 1917!" President Obama: “Uh, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets because the nature of our military's changed. "

TAGS: romney debate bayonet battleship obama
Rating: 2/5

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KALKAM - October 22, 2012, 11:50 pm
Still used horses in Afghanistan...and still use bayonets...too bad the president didn't know that...it wasn't optimal I guess.

Accountability -

MITT AGREES WITH EVERYTHING! ESPECIALLY THAT HE LOST! - Finally! All Americans can agree on something.


TAGS: bayonet mitt
Rating: 1.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 9:01 pm
Isn't that a bababa bamster quote?
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:40 pm
So are sidearms. =)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 7:37 pm
Not true at all. Bayonets are invaluable in close quarter fighting. Even the brits know: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0bd_1249524865


TAGS: bush iraq murderer cabinet
Rating: 1.67/5

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Embalmer - October 12, 2012, 10:22 pm
Is that all you've got??? LMAO.
Embalmer - October 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
They didn't lie to the American people OR Congress so they could kill 5000 troops. Nice try - but it sucked.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
You're really cute
thatmfguy - October 12, 2012, 7:49 pm
Just curious...is Obama and his gang to be considered the same, as they have been drone bombing the crap out of the Middle East?

REMEMBER BULLWINKLE THE MOOSE? - When I look at this pic, It reminds me of Boris & Natasha for some reason, hahahahaha.

TAGS: politics israel bullwinkle cartoon netanyahu
Rating: 1.67/5

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JGalt - October 13, 2012, 12:49 am
Your post: idiocy. This sh#t is real dude! Thanks for playing.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:32 am
When I see your posters you remind me of Bullwinkle....

PRESIDENT OBAMA WINS DEBATE - In every major poll, voters agree that President Obama crushed Romney. (Romney brought a bayonet, Obama brought his tank.)

TAGS: romney debate bayonet obama battleship
Rating: 1.63/5

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thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Of course only a liberal POG would think we don't use bayonets. FAIL..like the rest of your life.

PRESIDENT OBAMA WINS DEBATE - That sound you are hearing is Romney's campaign sinking.

YUP... - Looks like Israelis really hate him. ;-)

IF WISHFUL DREAMING WAS HORSES... - ...beggars would be riders.

TAGS: romney loses election horses bayonett
Rating: 1.57/5

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fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The A-s-s-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt’
fauxnews - November 6, 2012, 5:39 pm
If Election Night Were A Play, It Should Be Titled ‘The a**-Whuppin’ Cometh’ For Mitt'
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:17 pm
Obama is having democrats turn against him left and right, but he is still predicting a victory.. No one is faulting Obama for that.
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:16 pm
..win lose or draw.. I would not follow a leader who would simply hang his head before the final result and say "well we tried, may as well throw in the towel." would you?
simplegenius - November 6, 2012, 5:15 pm
do you have down syndrome romneyisatool (if you can name-call with your name, i can ask that?) He is a leader, he isn't going to back off even at the brink of a possible loss, that isn't what leaders do, they rally their people to do what is needed...

[[midfing]] -

"The Internet is our Graveyard" -

Planet Hollywood -

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Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 19, 2017, 10:28 am

blame the MSM for slanting it that way.

CNN: Communist News Network -